Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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