Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Me too!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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