HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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