I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my mouth tastes like poor choices
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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