It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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