I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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