im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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