let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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