Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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