All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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