the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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