? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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