i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Please, let me fuck your mom
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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