just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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