So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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