I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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