I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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