OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Can you bring me the toilet please
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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