I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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