I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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