So drunk, too bad you don't want this
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize