they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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