There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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