I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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