also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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