waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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