So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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