Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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