Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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