It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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