Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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