speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
