Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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