well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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