No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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