Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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