somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I want her autograph on my taint
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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