Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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