doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The adults are the big ones right?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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