Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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