I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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