No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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