I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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