There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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