He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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