like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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