We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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