i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
