Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
we're so committed to being not committed
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