it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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