I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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