This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Boobs are out for the taking
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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