He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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