I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't deserve a penis
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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