i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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